Strange Movie Titles...

So I found this on the web sometime ago and planed on sharing it then, the great computer disaster of 2011 happened. This brought many lost files, photos and plans to the table... as I still recover from it I find this kind of stuff...
Enjoy!
Jeremy [iZombie]
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RUN-ON SENTENCES
Titles that could have used an editor.

* The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain* The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford* Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
* Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?* Who Is Harry Kellerman And Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?
* Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
* The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the       Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade (AKA: Marat/Sade)
* The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

STRANGE COMMANDS
Movies that seem to demand you do something.

* Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

* Duck, You Sucker!
* Stick It
* Throw Mama from the Train
* Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
* Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
* Help!

A CLAUSE TOO FAR
Too much punctuation, too many phrases.
 
* Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
* Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
* Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
* Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
* Anvil! The Story of Anvil
* Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
* Monkey Shines: An Experiment in Fear
* To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
* Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire

TITLE = PLOT
So self-explanatory you might not need to see the film.
 
* Snakes on a Plane
* Love Happens
* Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
* Mars Needs Women
* Zack and Miri Make a Porno
* Zombie Strippers
* Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

INSCRUTABLE PHRASES
It doesn't make any sense even after you see the movie.
 
* Quantum of Solace
* Black Snake Moan
* A Clockwork Orange
* Smiling Fish and Goat on Fire
* Reservoir Dogs
* Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
* Gleaming the Cube
* I Know Who Killed Me

HUH?
One-word titles that say nothing.
 
* Cloverfield
* K-PAX 
* ffolkes
* Zardoz
* Sssssss
* Hawmps!
* Phffft!
* Eegah!

2 comments:

youngelfman said...

These are fun.

You could add to this funky ways to write a film title - like the upcoming SCRE4M (for SCREAM 4 of course)

iZombie [2vs8] said...

i have not seen that, thank you!