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Strange Movie Titles...
So I found this on the web sometime ago and planed on sharing it then, the great computer disaster of 2011 happened. This brought many lost files, photos and plans to the table... as I still recover from it I find this kind of stuff...
Enjoy!
Jeremy [iZombie]
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RUN-ON SENTENCES
Titles that could have used an editor.
Titles that could have used an editor.
* The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain* The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford* Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
* Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?* Who Is Harry Kellerman And Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?
* Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
* The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade (AKA: Marat/Sade)
* The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?
STRANGE COMMANDS
Movies that seem to demand you do something.
STRANGE COMMANDS
Movies that seem to demand you do something.
* Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
* Duck, You Sucker!
* Stick It
* Throw Mama from the Train
* Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
* Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
* Help!
A CLAUSE TOO FAR
Too much punctuation, too many phrases.
A CLAUSE TOO FAR
Too much punctuation, too many phrases.
* Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
* Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
* Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
* Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
* Anvil! The Story of Anvil
* Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
* Monkey Shines: An Experiment in Fear
* To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
* Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
TITLE = PLOT
So self-explanatory you might not need to see the film.
TITLE = PLOT
So self-explanatory you might not need to see the film.
* Snakes on a Plane
* Love Happens
* Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
* Mars Needs Women
* Zack and Miri Make a Porno
* Zombie Strippers
* Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
INSCRUTABLE PHRASES
It doesn't make any sense even after you see the movie.
INSCRUTABLE PHRASES
It doesn't make any sense even after you see the movie.
* Quantum of Solace
* Black Snake Moan
* A Clockwork Orange
* Smiling Fish and Goat on Fire
* Reservoir Dogs
* Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
* Gleaming the Cube
* I Know Who Killed Me
HUH?
One-word titles that say nothing.
HUH?
One-word titles that say nothing.
* Cloverfield
* K-PAX
* ffolkes
* Zardoz
* Sssssss
* Hawmps!
* Phffft!
* Eegah!
Hatchet...Things You May Not Know...
Fun facts from the production of Hatchet
• It’s all in the horror family: Hatchet special makeup effects guru John Carl Buechler – whose credits include Friday the 13th Part VII: the New Blood and A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 – got pal Kane Hodder (aka Jason Voorhees) on board by sending him Adam Green’s script.
• Adam Green met Robert Englund at a “Masters of Horror” conference, where Robert admired the Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals Tour concert T-shirt the writer/director was wearing. Green went home, purchased the shirt online for $78 and sent it to Englund with the script. Englund called several days later to say he was game for a cameo.
• Green played an extra in Eden Formula, directed by John Carl Buechler and starring Tony (Candyman) Todd. Green was a dead security guard who spent the entire day sprawled at Todd’s feet. Todd has a cameo in Hatchet, playing a strange New Orleans voodoo shop owner.
• The genesis of Victor Crowley comes from Adam’s summer camp days, when counselors warned the kids to behave or “Hatchetface” would come and terrorize them. When the counselors were short on specifics as to how Hatchetface would torment them, Green filled in the details and told his campmates the story. He got in trouble for scaring the kids, his parents were called, and he was almost sent home.
• Longtime mentor and pal Dee Snider, of the famed 1980s band Twisted Sister, walked Green down the red carpet at the premiere of Hatchet at the 2006 Tribeca Film Fest. Adam had been sitting in a nearby pizza shop with his girlfriend, too shy to run the paparazzi gauntlet. Snider and Green first hooked up when the writer/director was in grade school – he wrote a fan letter that blossomed into a lifelong correspondence.
• In order to prevent snoops from wandering around the set, the code name for Hatchet on the crew direction signs was “Love Rodeo.”
• The climatic fight between Victor Crowley (Hodder) and Marcus (Deon Richmond) appears to occur in a cemetery; in reality, it was four cardboard cutouts of mausoleums. If you look carefully during the battle, one of the mausoleums teeters noticeably when Crowley slams Marcus into it.
• No computer graphics were used in the film; all special effects are done in-camera, via makeup, prosthetics and old-fashioned Hollywood “magic.”
• Victor Crowley’s makeup took between one and a half and three hours to complete.
• Green’s girlfriend, Rileah Vanderbilt, plays the hideously deformed Victor Crowley as a child. In real life, she’s a model and make-up artist.
• Green was worried that using a belt sander as Victor Crowley’s weapon of choice pushed the boundaries of realism – after all, where would he plug it in? Green asked the production designers to come up with a gas-powered belt sander. They did – taking three days to create.
• It took three attempts to set up the scene where Victor Crowley house burned: the first was deemed too close to an oak tree by the fire marshal; the second time, the house was set up in a parking lot but was moved when Rob Zombie needed the lot for his movie’s base camp; the third time the inferno went off without a hitch.
• Tamara Feldman (Marybeth) paints watercolors with Marilyn Manson, paving the way for Hatchet to use his song “This is the New Sh%t” in the movie.
• All vomit in the swamp monster scenes is real. Hodder, a true pro, can vomit on command, and Joel David Moore (Ben) was primed with a mixture of orange juice and clam chowder.
• Victor Crowley’s ghoulish drool is a blend of KY Jelly and Mountain Dew.
• The crew T-shirts – seen briefly in the voodoo shop scene at the start of the time – have been bootlegged and sold on the Internet since Hatchet made the festival rounds. How to tell if you have an authentic shirt? In the real ones, cemetery is spelled wrong – as “cemetary” and the skulls have a little hatchet mark on their faces.
• The Newbury Comics T-shirt worn by Moore throughout the film is a shoutout to Green’s favorite comic book chain in New England, where he bought all his horror movies and action figures while growing up.
HWR - SUSPIRIA (1977) by Goblin
with special guest writer JASON COMERFORD
Part 8 is here and it's the Dario Argento’s directorial-style in his 1977 classic Suspiria...
Part 8 is here and it's the Dario Argento’s directorial-style in his 1977 classic Suspiria...
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MIDNIGHT MOVIE - Penka Kouneva
SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT - Gershon Kingsley
MALEVOLENCE - Stevan Mena
SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT - Gershon Kingsley
MALEVOLENCE - Stevan Mena
Dante 01
Dante 01 - A film by Marc CaroCreepy... is Coming...
sorry for the lack of postings... i have been working on some projects and problems... i am gearing up for the halloween ball... countdown starts on friday...
Chicago Comic Con [2010]
Getting ready for a weekend at the convention... Sorry for lack of post this week, but you can always look at the "Midnight Movie" entries... just below. And pick the soundtrack up at "Howlin Wolf Records", tell them Jeremy sent you...[2vs8]
Special Thanks...
I have been working with some great people in the last few months and I wanted to thank them for the support and great attention to detail to their crafts. Talking to them about what makes them tick, and getting to know them as interesting people. I enjoyed taking the art provided for the film "Midnight Movie" and turning it into more... Hopefully they will continue to let me cover all upcoming projects and releases.Jack Messitt - Director [Midnight Movie]
Penka Kouneva - Composer
Wall Crumpler - Howlin' Wolf Records
Thank you, Thank you...
Jeremy
A Gift From God...
Elias: Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!Randal Graves: No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.
Elias: I don't really want to hear this Randal.
Randal Graves: The First of the Fallen. The Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!
Elias: You know I don't like to talk about dark forces Randal.
Randal Graves: [singing into P.A. microphone] Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma!
Jay: [climbing through the drive-thru window] Grandma what was it like? To be on a holiday sight?
Randal Graves: Late that night I awoke from my sleep.
Jay: Hearing! Unknown! Voices!
Randal Graves, Jay: Laughing insane!
Corey Haim - March 10th 2010
One day my brother and i with two other friends found ourselves on the set of "Lucas" back in 1985 and we just what kids do... get kicked off the set. Let me explain we were making friends and talking with everyone and at some point were asked to drive in the scene as an extra car while the actors walked to their car. We as kids said sure, no pay and no credit... just a car blip in the background. We were set and the action call was made and we drove into the take, and then bam we stopped mid shoot and yelled out to the actors "Corey Haim and Kerri Green"... Smile.
Got a few photos and sped off, here are those photos... As you could imagine wrecked scene and upset directors, we got the boot. Corey, return to Neverland...
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