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When a down-on-her-luck stripper, a drug-running killer and a ball-busting businesswoman try to retrieve stolen jewels from a ruthless gangster's hideout, they find themselves competing against an assortment of bizarre criminals -- and each other. It's an adrenaline-fueled 2009 Epic Slap LLC. All Rights Reserved.
I bring you the best of the worst... so good/bad that some how Xena and Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules and Iolaus from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys make a cameo. As I thought what film could bring in such a exact match to Blood, Boobs, and Carnage Blogfest other than "BITCH SLAP [2009]"... here are some reactions from Amazon Reviews:
GOOD... [4 Stars]
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The BEST Exploitation Flick Ever Made!!!
This is the greatest movie ever made!
BEST ACTION FILM OF ALL TIME !!
This is the greatest movie ever made!
BEST ACTION FILM OF ALL TIME !!
BAD... [3 Stars]
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Not horrible, and kind of enjoyable
Bitch Slap - Unrated, and untalented
I'm too old for this
Bitch Slap - Unrated, and untalented
I'm too old for this
UGLY... [1 Star]
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But 5 Stars for Crap!
Ummm... what was that supposed to be?
You're Joking, Right?
Ummm... what was that supposed to be?
You're Joking, Right?
If you lost a bet and you should watch this film... please let me know. It's not a bad film and it's really not a good film either. It does have Blood, Boobs, and Carnage for sure... and knowing is half the battle. THANK YOU Alex and Heather for bringing this Blogger Fest to us and for more fun click on their names to read up on all the others who joined the "BB and C"...
Jeremy [The Wolf]
Here are some links:
Trailer: https://youtu.be/5j93PzEYK58
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35 comments:
Great Blogfest!
It is indeed an awesome fun blogfest. Haven't watched this one, not a betting type, so..
Not my cup of tea, but it looks like you got the boobs wrapped up here, well, barely, um, never mind!
I'm going to have to watch that one!
Thanks for participating in our blogfest.
Not sure if I'll see that one!
Precious Monsters
Looks to fill all the three requirements in a few wild hours.
LOL - knowing is half the battle!
I'll take your word on this one. I've heard of it, but I've never been compelled to watch it. Definitely a apt pick for this blogfest.
Arlee Bird
A to Z Challenge Co-host
Road trippin' with A to Z
Tossing It Out
Sometimes it's fun to watch a good-bad film! This is a new one to me too.
Haven't seen that one, but kind of want to now. Thanks for posting it :D
Haha! What a name, Bitch Slap! I've never heard of this movie and not sure whether that is a good or bad thing! Lovein' this blog fest! Thanks for dropping by my blog today! Lisa @ http://www.lisabuiecollard.com
I've never heard of this but that plot line sounds interesting, even if it sounds like the execution was more a Mystery Science Theater 3000 or whatever that show was...
Now this sounds like one bad film that would be fun to watch with all the fake melons that are in your face...sort of speak
The title and the reviews of Bitch Slap are entertaining. Men don't watch it for anything but the boob factor, right? I'm not sure why anyone would expect Academy Award winning performances.
I haven't seen this one yet but I like looking at beautiful things definely worth watching.
Jeremy-- I don't know if I would ever see this movie, but I love your choice. It looks hilarious!
I haven't actually seen this movie but now I kinda want to. :)
Jeremy, I haven't seen this one. But I'll probably find it playing at 2:00 am on cable.
Stephen Tremp
A to Z Road Trip
Wow. It sounds... spectacular :D I need to recommend it to my friends who have bad movie nights :D
Can't say as I've heard of this movie. If I ever watch it, I'll have to make sure the wife isn't home.
Sounds like an excellent choice for the B,B&C Blogfest!
Wow, I hadn't even heard of this movie. You definitely went for the obscure! ;)
Thanks for visiting my blog. Hope to see you there again.
I'm sure a lot Robert Rodriguez films would qualify for this, but it definitely fits. LOL
I don't know this movie... looks like it fits right in!
Never heard of this one. I don't usually invest time in watching a "bad" movie but this one looks like it could be one of those "you love it because it's so bad" movies and those are fun to watch! I'll have to look for this one.
Michele at Angels Bark
Wow, now there's some blood, boobs and carnage. I've never heard of this movie, but it definitely sounds like a fun one. Boob jobs have really gotten insane.
I don't think I've seen this movie as I am not recalling it.
I've seen the DVD for sale at Target. Never knew what it was about, but it sounds like a trashy fun kind of film.
If they had had Lucy Lawless in one of the starring roles, I would have watched it. :-) I am a Lucy fan. I almost did Xena for my post today!
I almost posted Zena in my mandatory sexy-fighting apparel for women. At least these babes have boobs to show off.
I've never heard of this movie but it sounds... amusing! I reckon it's the kind of thing I might watch on an obscure Freeview TV channel late at night sometime
I've never heard of this movie but it sounds... amusing! I reckon it's the kind of thing I might watch on an obscure Freeview TV channel late at night sometime
This is a new one for me! But looks like you picked a good one.
I've never heard of this movie, but it certainly fits the theme and looks like fun. ☺
Yowza!
Well, yowzassssss is more like it. I never know how they keep their boobs in their bras!
This sounds awful and wonderful all at the same time.
Thanks for sharing!
THANK YOU for joining Alex and me in this EPIC blogfest!
Heather M. Gardner
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