Blood, Boobs, and Carnage Blogfest

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When a down-on-her-luck stripper, a drug-running killer and a ball-busting businesswoman try to retrieve stolen jewels from a ruthless gangster's hideout, they find themselves competing against an assortment of bizarre criminals -- and each other. It's an adrenaline-fueled 2009 Epic Slap LLC. All Rights Reserved. 


I bring you the best of the worst... so good/bad that some how Xena and Gabrielle from Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules and Iolaus from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys make a cameo. As I thought what film could bring in such a exact match to Blood, Boobs, and Carnage Blogfest other than "BITCH SLAP [2009]"... here are some reactions from Amazon Reviews:

GOOD... [4 Stars]
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The BEST Exploitation Flick Ever Made!!!
This is the greatest movie ever made!
BEST ACTION FILM OF ALL TIME !!

BAD... [3 Stars]
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Not horrible, and kind of enjoyable
Bitch Slap - Unrated, and untalented
I'm too old for this

UGLY... [1 Star]
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But 5 Stars for Crap!
Ummm... what was that supposed to be?
You're Joking, Right?


If you lost a bet and you should watch this film... please let me know. It's not a bad film and it's really not a good film either. It does have Blood, Boobs, and Carnage for sure... and knowing is half the battle. THANK YOU Alex and Heather for bringing this Blogger Fest to us and for more fun click on their names to read up on all the others who joined the "BB and C"...
Jeremy [The Wolf]

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35 comments:

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Great Blogfest!

Nilanjana Bose said...

It is indeed an awesome fun blogfest. Haven't watched this one, not a betting type, so..

Tamara Narayan said...

Not my cup of tea, but it looks like you got the boobs wrapped up here, well, barely, um, never mind!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I'm going to have to watch that one!
Thanks for participating in our blogfest.

Jolie du Pre said...

Not sure if I'll see that one!

Precious Monsters

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

Looks to fill all the three requirements in a few wild hours.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

LOL - knowing is half the battle!

Arlee Bird said...

I'll take your word on this one. I've heard of it, but I've never been compelled to watch it. Definitely a apt pick for this blogfest.

Arlee Bird
A to Z Challenge Co-host
Road trippin' with A to Z
Tossing It Out

Christine Rains said...

Sometimes it's fun to watch a good-bad film! This is a new one to me too.

Liesel K. Hill said...

Haven't seen that one, but kind of want to now. Thanks for posting it :D

Lisa said...

Haha! What a name, Bitch Slap! I've never heard of this movie and not sure whether that is a good or bad thing! Lovein' this blog fest! Thanks for dropping by my blog today! Lisa @ http://www.lisabuiecollard.com

Hart Johnson said...

I've never heard of this but that plot line sounds interesting, even if it sounds like the execution was more a Mystery Science Theater 3000 or whatever that show was...

Birgit said...

Now this sounds like one bad film that would be fun to watch with all the fake melons that are in your face...sort of speak

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

The title and the reviews of Bitch Slap are entertaining. Men don't watch it for anything but the boob factor, right? I'm not sure why anyone would expect Academy Award winning performances.

Spacerguy said...

I haven't seen this one yet but I like looking at beautiful things definely worth watching.

msmariah said...

Jeremy-- I don't know if I would ever see this movie, but I love your choice. It looks hilarious!

Serins RH said...

I haven't actually seen this movie but now I kinda want to. :)

Stephen Tremp said...

Jeremy, I haven't seen this one. But I'll probably find it playing at 2:00 am on cable.

Stephen Tremp
A to Z Road Trip

A Tarkabarka Hölgy said...

Wow. It sounds... spectacular :D I need to recommend it to my friends who have bad movie nights :D

Chemist Ken said...

Can't say as I've heard of this movie. If I ever watch it, I'll have to make sure the wife isn't home.

S. L. Hennessy said...

Sounds like an excellent choice for the B,B&C Blogfest!

J.H. Moncrieff said...

Wow, I hadn't even heard of this movie. You definitely went for the obscure! ;)

Thanks for visiting my blog. Hope to see you there again.

Maurice Mitchell said...

I'm sure a lot Robert Rodriguez films would qualify for this, but it definitely fits. LOL

Bish Denham said...

I don't know this movie... looks like it fits right in!

Michele Truhlik said...

Never heard of this one. I don't usually invest time in watching a "bad" movie but this one looks like it could be one of those "you love it because it's so bad" movies and those are fun to watch! I'll have to look for this one.
Michele at Angels Bark

Shell Flower said...

Wow, now there's some blood, boobs and carnage. I've never heard of this movie, but it definitely sounds like a fun one. Boob jobs have really gotten insane.

Truedessa said...

I don't think I've seen this movie as I am not recalling it.

M.R. R. said...

I've seen the DVD for sale at Target. Never knew what it was about, but it sounds like a trashy fun kind of film.

Roland D. Yeomans said...

If they had had Lucy Lawless in one of the starring roles, I would have watched it. :-) I am a Lucy fan. I almost did Xena for my post today!

dolorah said...

I almost posted Zena in my mandatory sexy-fighting apparel for women. At least these babes have boobs to show off.

Catherine Green said...

I've never heard of this movie but it sounds... amusing! I reckon it's the kind of thing I might watch on an obscure Freeview TV channel late at night sometime

Catherine Green said...

I've never heard of this movie but it sounds... amusing! I reckon it's the kind of thing I might watch on an obscure Freeview TV channel late at night sometime

Cathrina Constantine said...

This is a new one for me! But looks like you picked a good one.

Debbie D. said...

I've never heard of this movie, but it certainly fits the theme and looks like fun. ☺

Heather M. Gardner said...

Yowza!
Well, yowzassssss is more like it. I never know how they keep their boobs in their bras!
This sounds awful and wonderful all at the same time.
Thanks for sharing!
THANK YOU for joining Alex and me in this EPIC blogfest!
Heather M. Gardner