For some strange reason there seems to be profound confusion as to exactly what order you should watch all the STAR WARS movies. Back in the old days this was not a problem. It was simple. You watched STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE followed by its sequel THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK which naturally makes you want to see how this whole space opera ended in RETURN OF THE JEDI. But then came the extremely unnecessary prequels and ruined a whole generation of Star Wars fans who just do not know any better. The scary thing is that several generations are going to still be ruined as long as the nerdos out there insist that the prequels are canon. Potential fans are turned away from the franchise because they started watching the odd and clunky prequels first. I am here to stop that if possible. I will show you the way and hopefully explain why you should watch the movies in this particular order. Get ready for a long, rambling, incoherent rant on this one, folks.