
R.E.R. is more like a live action cartoon with outlandish fighting moves, extremely elaborate super complex impossibly located Umbrella bases and bad bad writing. Most of the time with movies like this I usually don't mind a little bad dialogue. As long as the movie is entertaining and creative I don't care. But DANG(!) this movie has this really bad scene where Wesker (Looking quite good for being blown up by a mini-nuke) appears on this computer screen and starts explaining to Alice that the neighborhood she just escaped from was just a simulated street used to demonstrate to buyers what the zombie virus can do. Confused for some reason Alice starts questioning about the weather and people and such and Wesker obliges with answers. No way after four past movies dealing with the Umbrella Corporation and their uber-high tech underground bases would Alice question the validity of a simulated environment. All Wesker should have said was,"It was simulated". And Alice should have responded, "That's what I figured". The end. But, No. We get a five minute scene that feels like ten minutes of a back and forth question and answer session that adds nothing to the scene. We are told nothing that everybody including all the characters don't already know. Are you padding your run time, RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION? Seriously. Babies write better dialogue in their diapers.
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In other words, they ruined our mindless entertainment of zombies and Alice kicking butt? What a shame...
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